annabethchasings: u might b kawaii but u will never b as kawaii as major armstrong
This is my last night at home. My last night in my own bed, in my own room, with my privacy and normalcy and gentle life. Tomorrow will be crazy, Tuesday will be the start, and Wednesday will be the day I wake up and wonder what the fuck I was thinking.This is also my last night on the internet. I’ll miss you guys while I’m gone! I’ll be back in June sometime once I order a new...
Me: seriously though its time to pull my shit together
Me *7 years later: seriously though its time to pull my shit together
cuddleswithhiddles: cumberbatchkisses: vvildrice: Neil Armstrong was the first human being on the moon Neil A. Now say that backwards wake up, America
equizoo: jimblesn0tronbo: if you use “eargasm” or any thing that ends in -gasm that doesnt start in or- im going to puke on you orangegasm
Thanks for the support on my last self post, guys! I really appreciate it, and it’s nice to know you’ve got my back and have faith in how I’ll do out there. Waking up to your comments meant a lot. :)
tumblino: but seriously a little reminder you can be friends w someone and not talk to them everyday or even often a true friendship is eased into, like a pair of new jeans dont squish yourself into them and feel upset and disappointed stretch them out and become familiar and before you know it those pants are your favorite pair
[[MORE]]I had a nervous breakdown tonight regarding this whole Air Force thing. I leave Tuesday to go to the training base… Wednesday morning will be my first morning as Trainee Stradley. I’ll be beaten down and broken and mentally abused for 8 1/2 weeks. Jesus fuck…
lets-go-lesbos: so let me get this straight. we can make a kids’ movie about a woman who falls in love with a bee, but making a kids’ movie about a woman who falls in love with another woman would be too inappropriate?
ed-ships-larry: lousontiptoes: raise your hand if you’ve ever been disgusted by your own fandom…
El Baka Face: misterjetstream: you can not like... →
misterjetstream: you can not like canon pairings if they’re just not your cup of tea, that’s ok you can not like canon pairings if they’re awkward and just not seem to mesh despite being canon, that’s cool you can not like canon pairings if they’re super toxic and mentally or physically…
mirrortraffic: NEW DEVELOPMENTS apparently my mom is not even home and the person i hear puttering around the house is the carpet cleaning service I’VE BEEN YELLING ‘GRILL ME A CHEESE’ AT THEM FOR 20 MINUTES
fuckwooper: roleplaying a character for the first time
winsexter: do u have some of those friends where u cant even remember how u became friends u just suddenly were friends
eridanampora: djfiregirl: eridanampora: doing good on a test you didnt study for Clearly it wasn’t an English test. you must be fun at parties
fireptarmigan: OKAY SO IT LOOKS LIKE THERE IS NOW A THIRD VIDEO CIRCULATING WITH THE VIRUS DO NOT CLICK ANY VIDEOS YOU GET THAT LOOK LIKE THIS, HAVE THE MAN WITH THE PIG MASK, OR THE GIRL ON THE BED ALL THREE OF THESE ARE VIRUSES DELETE THEM AS SOON AS YOU CAN DO NOT TRUST ANY VIDEO YOU GET IN SUBMISSION
mutisija: when you are supposed to follow a npc who walks slower than you run AND walks faster than you walk
Maybe if your dick was thicker than your goddamn eyebrows we wouldn’t be having...– Gay couple arguing outside Walmart (via dacelio)
homosocks: shout out to the people who never unfollow me for some reason even when i never post anything relevant to their interests
plushpuppetrumps: assstiel: assstiel: these two boys from my class went dressed today as that psycho from scream and no-face from spirited away. they started making out right in front of everyone. it was the most disturbing thing i’ve ever seen. just when i thought things couldn’t get any weirder, the scooby-doo gang showed up and jason joined scream and no-face wtf kinda school is...
aproperroman: Here’s your pro-tip from an English Major for the day: If you’re confused about the correct place to put the word “whom” in a sentence, use the “he/she” vs “him/her” test. he/she = who him/her = whom For example, if you’re saying “Who wrote this letter?” Who is correct here because he/she wrote the letter. Now if you’re saying “To whom do I give this letter?” You are giving...
lionswolf: that one friend who was always one of your best friends for years but backstabbed you so deeply you just want to punch that persons face so hard everytime you think about that person like pls disappear to the depths of hell you are ruining my mood (◡‿◡✿)
n0vivi: When someone laughs at you for being legitimately upset about something
forthequiffsandcurls: thisisemobuddy: avengethetardisandcastiel: sterekhobrien: ill-never-be-your-chosen-one: Going to run an experiment. This post will have 0 tags. I want to see how many people it can reach just through the dash alone. Reblog when you see please :) FOR SCIENCE SCIENCE
ernashdly: alynn90: I have some awesome friends here that I’ll miss crazy bad when I’m gone. dannnngggiiittttttttt Weeeeeeeeh ;_;
rabioheab: rabioheab: i hate americans and their stupid fahrenheit temperatures i only made this post in the hopes that someone would reblog it with the caption “don’t fahrenhate” and you’ve all disappointed me greatly
zackisontumblr: you (◕‿◕✿) are (◕‿◕✿) stressing (◕‿◕✿) me (◕‿◕✿) out (◕‿◕✿) go away (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧
honeycracklereplied to your post: honeycrackle replied to your post: I have some… *crying and grabby hands* Seriously though, best of luck!! I’m sure you’re gonna rock their faces off. D’awww, thanks! I’ll do my very best, but I’ll miss everybody! Brand new life headed my way, it’ll be a trip. At least I’ll be able to return to tumblr quickly enough! ^_^
honeycrackle replied to your post: I have some awesome friends here that I’ll miss… Yo’ gonna leave us?? I am, but only for a little while! I’m heading out next Monday to basic training for the US Air Force. It’ll be 8 1/2 weeks of pure hell before I have access to the internets and stuff, but I won’t be back to my hometown until next February. And then...
I have some awesome friends here that I’ll miss crazy bad when I’m gone.
SO THIS GUY WAS TRYING TO HIT ON THIS GIRL IN MY...
Nice girl: what?
Douche: you know, there should be a warning sign on my dick
Nice girl: excuse me?
Douche: yeah, it should say choking hazard lol *hi fives bros*
Nice girl: isn't that a label they put on small objects?
vvorldwideweb: textpots: when you’re done with your condom, make a balloon animal and give it to a young child dont do this