ugh do you ever have those feels
votarient: those feely feels those feely feels that feel…… …..feely?
sskeeze: I wonder if Adele’s baby was planned or if it just turned up out of the blue uninvited
them: they're already dating other people
them: they're just friends
them: they hate each other
them: they're not gay
them: they're siblings
them: the age difference is too uncomfortable
them: they're not even in the same fandom
them: you don't even watch the show
Me: Hey I just met you-
Stranger: *Walks away*
Me: NOW YOU'RE JUST SOMEBODY THAT I USED TO KNOW
llieo: holy fuck we have our windows open and we heard a blood curling scream so naturally I went to look out the window because wow is someone getting stabbed?? and it is just my neighbour on his knees staring at a KFC chicken bucket spilt all over his driveway
theepichumor: Not wearing socks #YOLO Forever alone #SOLO Marco #POLO Condom broke #OHNO Forever trollin’ #TROLLOL You like men? #HOMO Bitches be crazy #FOSHO Cold outside? Drink hot #COCO Got no house #HOBO Toy on a string #YOYO Villain in power puff girls #MOJOJOJO Dont get caught by the #POPO It’s not funny to get hit in the #ELBO Can I touch ya boob? #NONO
yuumita: do you ever see a certain blog on your dash and you can’t help but smile because that person just is so great and they make you so happy and you just hope all of their hopes and dreams come true and that they live happily ever after because i do
alice-unchained: my dad ate a cucumber today and he was like “wow this is pretty cold” and then he just slowly put the cucumber down and stared into space for a really long time until he turned to me with wide eyes and quietly said, “oh my god. cool as a cucumber.”
beboqueen: “Hello,” she said in a voice so husky it could pull a dogsled.
just googled cunnilingus
derfreischutz: mothybutt: its not a cloud Very strong contender for “best post of all time”
fastpuck: man who risks their life for a girl they just met who tells them a bunch of destiny shit for all of 10 minutes and then they dont even get to see that girl again until theyve literally traveled through time to a horrible dystopian monsterworld who has the kind of blithe gullibility to fight somebodys battles just cause they told you the gods need you to seriously just who does...
When I'm cleanin' windows: THIS IS A PUBLIC... →
khatman: the-bored-girl: YOU DO NOT HAVE TO READ THE COMICS TO LIKE THE AVENGERS YOU DO NOT HAVE TO READ THE COMICS TO LIKE BATMAN YOU DO NOT HAVE TO READ THE COMICS TO LIKE YOUNG JUSTICE/TEEN TITANS/ETC/ETC YOU ARE NOT SPECIAL BECAUSE YOU READ THE COMICS YOU ARE NOT A ‘TRUE FAN’…
snoopdong: “Cuddleuppets are your two most favorite things rolled up into one! A blanket that cuddles! And a puppet that plays!” The only thing rolled up here is the fat blunt these blankets blazed 5 minutes ago
thegestianpoet: where does dorian gray buy his clothes? at forever 21
I came clean. I was colorfully shot down. And yet I still feel I’m being held close on a leash.
Dear Tumblr, I am in need of help. →
felicitate-me: My aunt, over in Boston, makes and sells corsets. She’s spent decades making costumes and corsets and now has her business. However, someone has been stealing her designs and even stealing her photos to put on their website, pretending to sell designs and corsets that she has spent time and money on. This company is based in Pakistan, and so she cannot do anything. This is either...
californiajones: can you imagine what it’d be like if someone were eating you out and they suddenly started screaming into your vagina? like nothing is wrong, they’re not in pain or they’re not scared or alarmed or biting or anything alarming just screaming into your vagina
fr3aksh0ww: that one person who adds a comment to every single post they reblog
It ended in tears.
possibly the greatest poem ever written by a first...
isabelthespy: Persons People can walk but not handsanitizers Because handsanitizers don’t have legs
videohall: The guiltiest dog in existence How could you punish that face? Holy god. If the toothmarks don’t fit, you must acquit.
Goin' out tonight --
Going out tonight. Going oooouuuut tonight. Yessss.
That awkward moment --
— when you accidentally start a “Words with Friends” game with someone you do not want to words with. Uuuggghh. Oops.
don’t you hate it when you’re reading a chapter and then it’s coming to its climax and omg what’s gonna happen, then whoops, your eyes dart to the last line and you spoil yourself and hate yourself for it