mumsawitch: On September 31st, 2013, Tumblr will start charging you for your account. To avoid this, you MUST get NAKED, stand on your dining room table, and do the macarena, all while singing, “I Will Survive”. After sending the video tape of the previous actions to me, then and only then will David Karp come down your chimney to tell you that your account will stay free. Pass it on, it must be...
turbodweeb: if you’re in a bad mood go to google translate and then paste “i inserted some fruits into my anus. yummy yummy anus fruits. fruity bum bum. just ram a peach up there” into the box and click on listen to audio
homopotamus: uhg this illegal copy i downloaded is of shitty quality THIS IS NOT WHAT I DIDN’T PAY FOR
canadiancharm: lol guys are usually standing next to their dates or holding their hand, or even their hip but then there’s Will Smith
ponweiwest: when people make a post then you refresh your dash and they deleted it and you just sit there thinking i saw that
Funny story --
My hairdresser, who I’ve been going to see since August of last year, moved away about a month or so ago. It was an unfortunate blow, because she was so good at doing my hair and I always got plenty of compliments on the style. I was forced to have another stylist cut my hair last time, and while he did a very good job, he was no Alisa. I go into work today to check the schedule, and my...
Me: *reading some papers my father brought from work* Dad, what are... SEMES?
Dad: *procceeds to explain [it's an acronym which refers to some kind of people working in emergencies.etc. (my father works in an ambulance)]* What do you find so funny?
Me: You see... "yaoi" is a kind of anime in which guys have sex, and the guy who "gives" is commonly referred to as "seme".
Dad: *very proud of himself* Oh well, then you can go and say in the Internet that your father trains semes!
And so I've done.